ghetto ticket

When you don't have a ticket to a concert but still show up to listen or semi watch the show behind the security fence.

I ain't paying $90 for that show, I'll ghetto ticket it instead.

by GhettoTicket June 13, 2018

tinker-donkey

a poser carpenter who has marital problems.

The tinker-donkey hung his head in shame as he walked into his box on the side of the road.

by nick4279 March 12, 2008

ticketiquette

Etiquette rules for members of a ticketing system to handle tickets between staff members.

“You assigned a ticket to me without asking. That’s bad ticketiquette!”

by Ticketman September 28, 2017

Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

by its426 October 22, 2003

dick ticket

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

by Unheroic January 15, 2014

ticket bitch

A person set up in a traffic situation to recieve a ticket instead of you.

That ticket bitch will get pulled over before I will.

by Chochain April 6, 2019

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021