Timofey Mosgov

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.

Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog

by SyrkinationLover123 November 3, 2016

outta timing

a highly inappropriate or unexpected action or comment by someone. Usually leads to a moment of silence, awkwardness or WTF-ness.

But what the ass, why is she telling me about sex with her ex-boyfriend on our first date? Rel outta timing talk dan.

by Trinilingo August 23, 2011

Timo Jileec

It's a term that describes Indians and Asians. It translates to ''Soft Hair''

Yoo bro dem Indian/Bengali Timo jileecs don't know what they be saying

by 21bakingsoda September 4, 2020

Two Timing Whore

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.

by tim October 30, 2007

BAD TIMING B.T

bad timing is saying men general fuckry such as but not limited aggressive rude disrespectful unhealthy behaviors and sexual displays (ie cat calling flirting etc)

"yo raj tmrw we finna be on straight BAD TIMING B.T" "aight bet"

by BT 24/7 September 6, 2022

Timinator

The Timinator is a good friend of Yellowgroovepyro. He often burps when dvring beer. These burps have been known to cause mass extinction events (how do you think the dinosaurs died), climate change, and explosions greater than the power of a nuclear bomb. If the Timinator burps, watch out!

Timinator used to live in Southwest Ohio with Yellowgroovepyro, but moved to Atlantic City.

by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance April 13, 2021

Timofey

Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!

Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...

by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018