Full-Timing

The act of working a full-time job.

Joey: Hey man, you Full-Timing yet?

Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.

by slamjackson.com June 3, 2011

Call of Duty Timing Paradox

It's when you play peekaboo but the universe peekaboos you

bro, I swore no one was coming in but the moment I moved, he popped up and shot me.
Classic Call of Duty Timing Paradox

by suka suka blyat November 18, 2022

hard timing it

When you're sad, mad, depressed, over a break up with your spouse. Men use it in description to other men, normally.

Have you talk to Steve??

Na that fools hard timing it right now.

by Alberts_a_fool June 4, 2014

Big Timing

The act of blowing off plans with a friend, at the last minute, when something better comes along.

ME: Hey Killa E, are we on for lunch today? Or are you big timing me?

Friend: Nope! I have a party I'm going too! Peace!

by Gumbo $4 2 April 4, 2017

Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009

Sew-timing

When you have a main cosplay you're working on, and a side cosplay you're not too serious about.

"I'm working really hard to finish this Sailor Moon cosplay and make it perfect, but I'm also trying to put together a Levi cosplay on the side."
"You're sew-timing."

by kan-kan-maryam January 20, 2015