According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Minnesota Timeline is when you see the same lady in two completely different internet photo sets and you notice that she has the same shoes on. Presumably, this could apply to videos as well.
Instances of the Minnesota Timeline were fairly rare prior to the advent of internet connectivity and the mass of pornography sites it brought with it.
by C. Kazenzakis September 11, 2004
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Going on Facebook finding an array of pictures to track the weight gain of a female friend or acquaintance over time and so generate a fat-timeline using the results.
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to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.
by miracleman1234 April 28, 2009
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*Alien monster fish beast flies overhead a blue box*
*Man comes out of blue box and chases after it screaming Allons y*
Timey-Whimey Detector: "DING"
*Man comes out of blue box and chases after it screaming Allons y*
Timey-Whimey Detector: "DING"
by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 22, 2010
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The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.
The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.
by partykivi November 10, 2012
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Holographic universe .. seems to be a buzz word …
That would support the notion infinite timelines are possible ..
It’s actually a rather nice thought .. especially the thought maybe even .. we (some of us) actually inhabit more than 1 … like alternate or even there is better versions of us, both out there and possible …
This is why I delete … everything I wrote still exists … and this is a little bat shit I know …
But feel even something like the minute details like what’s on urban .. differ each one … recalibrate perhaps …
I prefer all my musings to what science and the world tell us … believe nature has a cure for everything …
And also the highest timeline possible for myself is perhaps the reason I’m here and yes these are individual yet we live in a collective, free will obviously exists for all … work that out :)
Caught in a spiders web comes to mind
Holographic universe .. seems to be a buzz word …
That would support the notion infinite timelines are possible ..
It’s actually a rather nice thought .. especially the thought maybe even .. we (some of us) actually inhabit more than 1 … like alternate or even there is better versions of us, both out there and possible …
This is why I delete … everything I wrote still exists … and this is a little bat shit I know …
But feel even something like the minute details like what’s on urban .. differ each one … recalibrate perhaps …
I prefer all my musings to what science and the world tell us … believe nature has a cure for everything …
And also the highest timeline possible for myself is perhaps the reason I’m here and yes these are individual yet we live in a collective, free will obviously exists for all … work that out :)
Caught in a spiders web comes to mind
by LetsTalkAboutX January 15, 2023
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A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.
Dina: Hello?
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia
by Paranoid Chaos August 22, 2008
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