cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt

The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey

"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

by lil brooklynboy96 September 16, 2016

Desert Thirsty Nigga

Someone who has not engaged in sex for a long period of time, and is eagerly search for it.

Look Jamel is talking to that fat bitch, man he is a desert thirsty nigga.

by IBustUSwallow May 25, 2013

Thirsty Thursday

A term normally found on college campuses, the title became popular when many people did not have early morning classes on Fridays, allowing them to drink and party on Thursday night. Every Thursday of every week durring the semester is Thirsty Thursday; there is no specific or special date for it.

Dude it's Thirsty Thursday! Stop studying and have a beer!

by Jaydoggy May 20, 2006

Thirsty Walter

Punching a straw through a baby's dirty diaper and sucking out the contents.

That dude is a pervert. I caught him doing a Thirsty Walter on my kid's diaper.

by sinatras corpse April 9, 2010

thorsty

when you are really thirsty and you pronounce the word "thirsty" like the mocking spongebob meme.

me at 2 am crab-walking out of my room in search for a drink:

"THORSTY.....ThOrStY"

by amb0723 July 23, 2017

Thirsty Dog

To perform cunnilingus
To eat from the bushy plate
To drink form the furry cup
To lick the holiest of holys (sp?)

Bloke1 - Wow that birds fit over there!
Bloke2 - Tell me about it mate! I'd lick it like a thirsty dog!
Bloke1 - Mate, I'd learn to breath through my ears If I went out with that!
etc.

by Franco Baresi June 29, 2006

Thirsty Magoo

Simply put: Best drink ever! If you've never had one, you don't know what your missing! Get into your local watering hole as quickly as possible and ask your local purveyor of adult libations to pour you one. If they claim they don't know what you're talking about; spit on them and leave. Life's too short to spend time in a place where you can't get a decent Thirsty Magoo!

Truxx was having a pretty bad day until he walked into the bar and announced "Thirsty Magoo?, Don't mind if I do!" After the first sip, he knew everything would be fine and there was plenty of time.

by Bob Dobalina August 4, 2007