alaskan thunderfuck

the shit that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep

about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha

very very good bud basically

friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school

friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn

friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit

friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!

by ellomate! September 15, 2009

Thundercock

A potent sauce from Sri Racha, Thailand, used as an incredibly spicy addition to any foodstuff. The etymology of Thundercock's name is quite simple - thunder from the ridiculously-spicy nature of the chili pepper / vinegar / garlic sauce, and cock from the iconic rooster that adorns its famous label. Thundercock is also famous for being the secret half of the "spicy-mayo" garnish served at most sushi restaurants.

1. G-d Damn, that thundercock sauce did a number on my tongue!
2. Clarence, of course that spicy mayo is hot, half of it is thundercock-based!

by BrandeisKong January 13, 2009

Russian Thunderfuck

If you don't know what it is by the name, you don't deserve to achieve it.

"Yeah me and the mistress pulled a Russian Thunderfuck last night.."

by Dé Von the Blacksmith March 18, 2014

Thunderfucking

Fucking having sexual intercourse really hard and good.

"so I was thunderfucking this chick right, but her mom was so pissed"

by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007

ThunderCock

To kick someone up their butt with a GREAT amount of force. If done hard enough, the victim will piss their pants crying. If one wishes, they may also punch the person up their butt.

When Rj ThunderCocked Christian, he was in an ordeal amount of pain.

by ITSBEAGLEBETCH July 16, 2011

thundercock

A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.

"Thundercock. It is truly the one cock to rule them all"
-Gandalf

"Oooo, Gandalf, you thilly thortherer"
-Dumbeldore

by NDT November 23, 2007

Matanuska Thunderfuck

An extinct type of cannabis that was found in Mantanuska Valley, Alaska. farmers grew this strain during summer which had almost 24 hours of sunlight and left out for one frost for the THC potency to reach maximum potential. can appear to be green, purple, and even white, and in rare cases, blue. The Mantanuska Thunderfuck is extremely potent and is a legendary strain and is now suceeded by the Mantanuska Tundra.

Matanuska Thunderfuck is extinct but you can grab some Matanuska Tundra which it is a little less potent.

by easy chang October 23, 2007