Thunder Bridge

The act of laying your wiener from one female boob to the other to bridge the gap

My boss Wes was talking about how he wanted to thunder bridge this girl with a huge rack but was worried he wasn’t big enough.

by Skervey McCleary March 9, 2021

Hop on War Thunder

Slang Cock and Ball Torture, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.

1: Hey, I'm gonna hop on War Thunder
2: You sure? Doesn't that hurt?

by kilroyyy April 20, 2021

sound of thunder

Explosive diarrhea, that burns your brown eye like it was scorched by lightning, accompanied by loud beckoning farts, that echo. Often returning even after you thought the rains were over. Commonly associated with digestion of certain Thai chilies and Hispanic cuisines, will often lead to use of plunger and fragrant sprays

The sound of thunder is often heard as the Result of abnormal eating

by sb911medic December 4, 2014

Thunder Road running

Thunder Road running is to drive fast down rural roads late at night, as the original Shine runners in Tennessee.

Thunder Road running down Highway 100 was the activity that spawned NASCAR.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Pale Thunder

An extremely pale skinned man. Tall and lanky. Frail looking. Possibly anemic. Always making smart-assed comments. Participates in the drama club. Gets way to into gym class. So because of these traits, he has been labelled with a cool nickname that does not match up with his nerdy personality.

Jon: Did you hear that Willuar Cornman fell off the stage at the play rehersal and sprained his ankle?

Tom: Who?

Jon: You know. Pale Thunder

Tom: Oooh ok. Of course leave it to Pale Thunder.

by Jon P (korean popstar) September 28, 2013

Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.

Holy Shit mate, you're a fucking thundercunt!

by Pete Sahut August 8, 2011

Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night

After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball

by D Flawless November 3, 2019