bible thumper

The cause of many major wars, genocides, and crimes against humanity during the last 20 centuries.

The Middle Ages and the European colonization of Africa and the Americas were the glory days of the Bible thumpers.

by AYB July 18, 2003

thummel

Got the sexiest hairline in the business and can fuck your mom anyday of the week, with his corn dog dick.

Oh no that Thummel is fucking mom again.

by Boi55 May 28, 2017

Carpal Thumbel

A condition resulting from excessive text messaging or use of a PDA keyboard. Symptoms range from stiffness to a complete inability to bend your thumb(s). Long term effects may include hitchhiking paralysis.

Mom, I can’t take out the trash because my Carpal Thumbel is acting up again.

by Carpal Everything April 11, 2008

Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

Tud Thumper

A person who doesn't seem to realize that they're not liked by the group they call their "friends". As it turns out, this person is hated by everyone in that group.

Person 1: Do you know who was following me this morning?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, that dude is a tud thumper.

by Big Yetti June 6, 2011

Thure

Thure (too-ree) one who is easily intoxicated.

Arthur: "What happened to him?" Jason: "We gave him two beers now he's wasted. He's such a Thure."

by klub and krubkakke March 5, 2010

Bible Thumper

A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.

a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"

me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"

by Piranha March 24, 2008