cock thumping

When you slap your erect penis onto something

"Where did they go?" "They're off cock thumping each other's fleshbridge."

by ThunderThumbs55 December 22, 2016

Tub Thumping

A rascal of a man who runs down the street banging his penis on dustbin lids.

Have you heard the one about Tub Thumping?
No! well he hasn't been down your way yet.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

throat thumping

When you are aggressively flicked in the throat by 1. finger 2. Genital 3. Other

Brian loves throat thumping Kyla.

by DJLubd August 23, 2016

book thumping

Enjoying an intimate moment in a quiet part of a library.

The librarian threw out the couple for their vigorous book thumping.

by Inquirus July 13, 2017

Booty Thumping

The white girl version of twerking

Her booty wasn't big enough to twerk so she started booty thumping

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 4, 2023

mississippi mud-thumping

When you go to bed after taking a shit and over the course of the night, you scratch your asshole and you end up with shit on your finger.

"Hey last night I went Mississippi mud-thumping and I didn't even know it!"

by RE productions. January 23, 2009

Tug Thumping

A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.

Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?

Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.

Mike: Nice.

by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 23, 2011