Phreetard

A fan of the band Phish that shirks all current responsiblities, not thinking or caring about future consequences.

Combination of free & retard.

Did you hear that Smithy quit his job to follow both legs of the summer tour? What a phreetard!

by badbadhubby March 29, 2010

treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

treetard jeremy

A RETARDED human being that needs metal help, and drives people insane. He doesn’t make sense, and doesn’t speak proper english

Treetard Jeremy need to get a LOT of metal help.

by Treetard Jeremy November 30, 2019

Treefard

A treefard is a mix between a retard and a tree. Trees specifically being, birch, oak, and elm. A lot of people are treefards. All treefards stank and aren’t an eefrican.

Oh wow! That guy; over there, look, he’s eating a tree, what a treefard

by Jilly bones January 1, 2019

threeted

to yeet something three times.

i can't believe he threeted that sock!

by foghoorn May 5, 2020

teetardaredasdas

The sudden emotion one comes across when a simpman, or in some cases just simps in general, vibe too hard to a point of no return.

In this state of mind you're overcome with anger, disgust and immeasurable toxicity

Simpman vibes: yopu are teetardaredasdas

by Detrus August 14, 2021

treetard

A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.

Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard

by -SaintAnton- January 2, 2008