Awe-Threesome

Awe-threesomes are when you and two other besties of yours cuddle up to watch a scary movie, anime, or a funny. No homo. Everything is normal in the day of friendship. You have fun, and dont give a care what people think about you. Because you are amazing.

Me and my besties had some awe-threesomes last night.

by Pop Rocks and Pepsi July 4, 2011

Farmyard Threesome

A threesome with two hideous pig-like girls.

Guy 1: "These girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!"
Guy 2: "Even if I just play my cards I'll get a threesome, the fucking pigs"
Guy 1: "Farmyard threesome!"

by Mr Fox123 February 21, 2013

Lunch Threesome

A lunch date with three people

“Let’s invite Sarah to lunch with us, it’ll be a lunch threesome.”

by soapsoapsoap February 3, 2020

Heavens Threesome

The alternative to a Devils Threesome. Instead of two guys and one girl, there are three guys (which is universally regarded as heaven).

Jackson: I'm going to have a threesome with Joe and Jason.
Margaret: I'm so jealous! You're going to heaven in a Heavens Threesome!

* Chorus of Angels begin singing from the sky *

by Jessica Candy July 26, 2023

A Nugget Threesome

A threesome involving a car, a camera and a man.

Where are you going?
I'm off to get the Kodak and my Ka for a Nugget Threesome.

by Nutley April 21, 2009

Bringing a Knife to a Threesome

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.

"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"

by Stellababe June 8, 2013

Threesome

A group of three (mmm, fff,ffm,mmf)
Having sex altogether better preformed with one man two women

Mia and brent had been dating for a few months and wanted to spice it up a bit. One night after giving up on ideas on how to spice it up the doorbell rang. Both went to the door and saw before them a tall brunette. Mia was blonde with medium sized boobs but the women at the door had huge tits. She was holding pamphlets with a dentist office on it. " hello my name is blair and im a hygenist at the denist on 4th street" after standing their awkwardly mia invited her in. Mia and brent looked at eachother and knew what to do. A THREESOME! Blair looked at them and knew what they were going to say before they could say anything she un tied her coat to reveal a sexy red dress so tighter her brests were fully exposed. He escorted the ladies to the spare room where their was a large bed. He pinned both girls down and didnt know who to start with so he removed both girls thongs with his teeth. Before he could even stand up mia and blair were making out and fisting eachother. Brent felt left out so he pushed them off eachother and placed his now hard rod into blairs ass while the girls made out. They switched positions and mia was blowing him he had his fist in blair and was nibbling and sucking her huge jugs. After many hours of this they made a 69 train where everyone was equals and got pleasure

What a threesome

by No_lg_here December 8, 2014