threddit

A thread on the popular social news website, Reddit.

Did you catch that threddit about the girl who thew the puppies in the river?

by zinctoo September 7, 2010

Multi-threading

Having multiple conversations with the same people in different social media

In messenger:
Yo where the beezys at?

In snapchat:
The weather's so nice outside

On twitter:
Have you seen the latest sporting news?

Dude you're multi-threading again!

by skittlemanafricanus June 16, 2016

eyebrow threading

A type of facial treatment that is the result of a person frantically wiping their face to protect their eyes after someone haphazardly ejaculates onto their face. The medial edge of the hand is used to wipe away the ejaculate that hangs from the brow ridge in an upward motion, which results in the thixotropic substance being stretched into thin threads that remain on the eyebrows.

I was surprised how pretty the bukkake star was after I saw her without the eyebrow threading.

by articulatetheobscene November 2, 2014

threading the needle

When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.

mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Threadtard

One who disrupts the pace, ryhthm and progress of a Facebook thread by means of their insipid, irrelevant or offensive comments.

A person who by virtue of their lack of wit or perception, inability to grasp sacrcasm or innuendo or refusal to add meaningful or interesting commentary, can single-handedly bring a successfully flowing thread to a brake-squealing halt.

Allison: That was some funny shit that got posted last night!
Rhonda: Yeah, until that threadtard jumped in and sent the whole thing spiraling into the crapper.
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Gina: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Doofus: That's from Dirty Dancing!
Allison: No shit, Threadtard!

by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010

Threading the Button

The act of cumming inside a belly button, and optionally allowing it to drip out and down to the vagina.

"Babe, let's try threading the button tonight."

by YungScooby December 18, 2016

thread it up

The act of sewing a persons fingers together.

Hey kid, wanna thread it up in my basement?

by Aarzxx November 12, 2018