Threadit

When you find a bomb post to put on Threads.

Yo bro you should totally Threadit.

You been Threaditting bro?

by Regulus Night Lightcaster July 8, 2023

Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009

treading

someone walking heavily

"what the hells that noise?"
"it's chuffin' craig the fat treader he treads everywhere because of his weight he's a right treading freak as$ joint"

by aboo December 28, 2005

Treading Water

Drinking fruity lexia (cask wine, goon)

Aron says: Hey Porl, would you like to come Treading Water tonight?

by mr-awesome January 2, 2011

Poop Threading

The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.

I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.

by Boboblaw December 19, 2010

surf treading

to make and use a dildo carved from a potatoe, leaving slivers of potatoe in the cavity wich it was inside.

1. "Oh man, I went surf treading last night, and now im all dried out!"

2. Julia was shunned from soceity for being cuaght publicly surf treading.

by Ostello_totheC February 19, 2007

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018