Briggsy's Thong

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.

Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.

by Turd Man August 3, 2009

To be fair though

when you’re agreeing with your mates but your ADHD kicks in.

Harry: That’s kinda cool.
Vikk: To be fair though..
JJ & Tobi: To be fair though what? Vikk?
Vikk: Did I? I thought it was Harry that said that.
JJ: Vikk, Vikk, you literally said ‘to be fair though’
Vikk: oh wait, wait, I was agreeing with Harry.

by Astronaut in the Jungle June 22, 2021

margarita thought

A margarita thought is a thought that you couldn't have come up with on your own. Imagine that you and a few friends go to a bar and start ordering. The first three people, including you, order beers and then it is your best buddy's turn. He turns to the waiter and says "Do you have margaritas, I can't see it on the menu?" Waiter says, yeah, sure, we can whip one up for you. All of a sudden, you feel a sudden urge for a margarita too. You just didn't know that it was an option before.

Probably invented by Thoughtexchange to describe their enterprise crowdsourcing platform before anyone understood that it was possible to crowdsource ideas.

Free healthcare? That's a thing? Total margarita thought.

I hear ya but that's what everyone says... hoping for more of a margarita thought.

Dirty goose martini in Mexico? Now that's a margarita thought.

by nessjord December 4, 2019

thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.

Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.

by RickO March 25, 2003

thong swallower

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

intrusive thoughts

An asshole who lives in your brain telling you to do good things

Intrusive thoughts be like:
Bad thought: have you ever imagined killing your brother.......
Me: da fuck you talking about I dont have a brother...

by FlamgooopscoopdoopE October 30, 2019

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash

An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.

“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”

by m1rlax0 February 2, 2022