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Jack Thompson

a FORMER lawyer, and self proclaimed anti video games actvist who waged a one man war against violent video games, and the 1st Amendment. He was disbarred for his behaviour in the courtroom and generally being a pain in the ass to everyone. He never won a single video games related case. Ever.
Jack Thompson is an example of how not to prosecute a case.

Jack Thompson is not the biggest fan of the 1st Amendment

Jack Thompson believes violent video games are the cause of the worlds ills (despite the world being a more violent place prior to video games e.g. World War 1 & 2, Chinese Revolution, Korea, Pol Polts Cambodia ect ect
by Spencer92 August 8, 2012
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thoopid

When an idiot calls their own kind stupid, they end up twisting the pronunciation to thoopid.
Jayden "Idiot 1" Hyun: "Thomas, isn't blood blue? Thought I saw the shit on Reddit.
Lucas "Idiot 2" Perez: "You thoopid? It's fucking black, you halfwit.
Brent "Smart Ass" Young: " The hell..it's red! It's freakin' red!"
by b0p December 28, 2018
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Grant Thompson

A legened who made amazing videos on the youtube channel, The King Of Random.
Did you hear about what happened to Grant Thompson?

Sadly I have RIP.
by Memetasticmemes August 1, 2019
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thoomin

we thoomin in this club
by shxdzy November 10, 2018
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Jack Thompson Disease

A deadly disease that when contracted creates extreme anal retentiveness, hatred of all video games, and a complete loss of all logical thought processes.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Example 1:

JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!

Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.

Example 2:

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: YOU SUCK!

Judge: You're out of line.

Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!

Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
by Akuryuha May 30, 2008
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troompa loompa

a small minded person with a brain the size of a walnut who listens to anything the president says. the are usually racist and homophobic along with many other things. they really need to pick a struggle.
person 1: trump 2020
person 2: okay troompa loompa❤️
by gaynextdoor July 16, 2020
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Savannah Thompson

An invested clap ridden angin mess from Deane who’s had more than half of the male population in her.her minge is like a swamp and seems to post her nudes on her story and smokes dangerous dimps on the daily heard she has burger nips
Bolton’s finest bro it’s savannah Thompson
by Mohhhhkay June 12, 2019
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