"Hm," thought Jordan, "this thong is giving me a wedgie. It sure reminds me of my old schooldays..."
by vengefulmuppet January 11, 2008
Get the thong mug.When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.
In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.
In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.
Al: “I just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”
Ricky: “Why?”
Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”
Ricky: “Totally.”
Ricky: “Why?”
Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”
Ricky: “Totally.”
by Louisiana Gold March 9, 2009
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Game played by nation´s decision makers and Big Business every time that occurs a major catastrophe.
What individuals play when avoiding responsibility for a failed relationship.
What individuals play when avoiding responsibility for a failed relationship.
Energy giant BP and the other companies involved with the catastrophic Deepwater Horizon oil spill — Transocean and Halliburton — has dodged responsibility for the accident by repeatedly blaming the others... what a Blame-a-thon.
Have you tried to go back with Mary?
No way... she is playing Blame-a-thon.
Have you tried to go back with Mary?
No way... she is playing Blame-a-thon.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
Get the Blame-a-thon mug.Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).
Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.
Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.
Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.
Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.
by sanjuro_kurosawa November 9, 2010
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by lockie0069 September 6, 2011
Get the Kung thong mug.See a stranger baby close by. Greeting the baby hey thonkas saying you are cute. Greeting my family,spouse or friends hey Thonkas saying cute way of saying I care for you alot.
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