thunk

The dirtiest type of sex known to mankind.

"So I thunked all night last night."
"Really? How was that?!"
"No words can explain..."

by snaidni May 13, 2010

who'da thunk

A sarcastic expression that explains that everybody/somebody has already thought of that or has acquired that information already

"Lemons sting!"..."Well who'da thunk"

by forever.and.fucking.always March 17, 2015

thunking

The act of thinking deeply and/or for long periods of time.

Lee watched John as he stared ahead into space, his face tense with thought.

"Wow, some serious thunking going on there, John. What's on your mind?"

by stark_source February 4, 2010

thunks

*thunks is the opposite of thanks, instead of being thankful your saying your not. "thunkful".

*a sarcastic thanks

i hold the door open for megan, but before she can pass through, i let go, and it smacks her in the face.
i laugh ridiculously.... bahahaha
megan replies, "thunks for holding the door".

by hartley of the north September 14, 2006

Thunken

when you rub your fingers against your arsehole then rub it under someone's nose so they have to endure the smell of shit.

I gave the little bastard a thunken, little cunt deserved it

by John Yaraboo January 3, 2021

thunk

The sound produced by an erect penis slapping against an object, whether it be the man's own body or a hot girl's face.

He: *THUNK* (penis slaps across a girl's face)
She: OW!!

by cv3 August 28, 2006

thunk-fucked

When a person has had sex with you in their mind.

I've been thunk-fucked by all the men in this bar!

by moonpie n widow ross January 7, 2012