Getting thisted

When I shove some milk thistle up Thews b hole

Thew you’re getting thisted

by Haunchy January 30, 2021

Admiring the thistle

A Scottish person's way of saying jerking off

Aye, I walked into me bedroom and found Iain admiring the thistle

by ewwan April 7, 2017

thist

1. The ancient spell used by the wizards of Vrastadon to vanquish the evil overseers of Gastoda from the land to make the world a better place.

1. And so he raised his hand and yelled thist, thus vanquishing the overseers and freeing the land.

by Kunushi March 30, 2008

Thintro

An introduction from a poor or oversold source, resulting in no action or damage to your reputation

"Did you get that meeting at Google?"
"No, they never called back, must have been a thintro."

by Danothemano January 27, 2009

Thisted

Being drunk, high, and tabbed out

"Man he just popped two tabs, smoked three bowls, and drank 10 beers, he's freakin thisted"

by Auskeatskeat March 9, 2009

shit thistle

An amusing welcome, or internet comment used between friends, when there is mutual respect for each others ability to be offensive. Used when sexist, racist, and all other sorts of politically incorrect language has lost all ability to shock.

Neil: Sup, Cock-Rocket?

D: Fuck off you fucking Shit thistle.

by Neil Holland October 16, 2006

Thistle head

Someone utterly enchanted by anything Scottish (like petrol head)

She's been totally thistle headed since her first trip over the border, she even has black pudden for breakfast... every feckin day!

by JuxTheFirst October 9, 2008