thirstday

noun: A day of the week that a thirsty a**hole wants someone so bad obviously, to the point it supersedes all other days in the week which the desire for intercourse is request and/or demanded.

This guy at the gym asked for my phone number, but when I responded, "sorry, I'm married." He came back with, "Oh that's cool, maybe I can follow you in insta, twitter, FB, and snapchat; anything where I can show you my d**ck "...it must be Thirstday.

by nathanplacroix December 3, 2019

Thirsty Little Demon

A Tik Tok meme, showing a black human-like creature that gets into your house and steals your milk or other liquids that he can drink.

Thirsty Little Demon is a thirsty boi.

by P_V_M December 12, 2019

Thirsty Joe

When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.

Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.

Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.

by geederd October 29, 2022

yo thirsty ahh

When a female is trying extra hard to get with a male. She will do anything for his attention.

shameeka: girl he dont want chu
trina: yes he does i will do anything for him
shameeka: yo thirsty ahh!

Shakeya: OMG he so fine. I just wanna take his dick and shove it down my throat
Rashad: Yo thirsty ahh

by Dennis Speed December 12, 2012

Thirsty

A synonym for horny.

Guy 1: Man did you see Amber last night? She totally wants the D.
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's so thirsty.

by captainjames January 6, 2014

Thirsty Thursdays

Pioneered by business school students who don't have class on friday like everyone else. Thirsty Thursday's is the worship of the gods of alcohol intoxication with limited consequences. Most important at colleges with a high commuter to on campus population ratio.

The best parties on campus are on Thirsty Thursdays.

by AErrorist September 4, 2006

thirstday

the day of the week that was formerly known as Thursday or even "thirsty Thursday". A combination of the two to form a much easier word. Orgin- THE Michigan State University

"you better be going out tonight, its Thirstday"

by A. DUKE September 7, 2007