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shark therapy

A highly successful psychotherapy technique that requires only one “session” during which a person comes close to being eviscerated by a great white, but is allowed to escape unharmed.
I tried shark therapy because it’s more experiential and doesn’t require you to talk or have insight; you just feel really great when it’s all over!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020
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bus therapy

Slang for when incarcerated men are transported to another prison.
I’m gonna systematically refuse a few direct orders and get me some bus therapy.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2021
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ABA therapy

A type of "therapy" that forces autistic children to conform to normal societal expectations instead of appreciating them for who they are. This requires them to work with "therapists" 20-40 hours a week in which they'll comply to act however way his/her parents want them to act even if it's physically and psychologically scarring. A lot of times the "therapists" will force autistic people to not stim or restrict meltdowns. They'll also emotionally manipulate their clients in which they reward them for being obedient and restricting their natural habits. This can often lead them to being overly obedient and anxious later in life in which they'll be scared to stand up for themselves for what is right.
Me: Poor Timmy has PTSD from all that ABA therapy he's endured.
Friend: Those fucking assholes. Why can't they just let us be ourselves and express ourselves in our own unique ways. It's not like we're hurting anyone while doing it.
Me: Because money that's why.
by Dubiks January 16, 2019
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gene therapy

The process of being able to transplant genes with new genes that are supposed to improve physical capability.

With the completion of the Human Genome Project, we can now detect genes that cause certain things. If we find a gene that causes illness or cancer, we can remove that and replace it with something better! That's just one of many examples of what gene therapy will do for us! ^.^
"Sounds like fun!!!.....but it's expensive. And immoral, depending on the circumstances."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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Bashu Therapy

A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."
by theredcup September 8, 2019
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Therazinosaurus

1) Absolutely the coolest dinosaur that has ever been;

2) The dinosaur whose name means "Scythe Lizard," due to its

3.35-foot claws;

3) An animal that all by itself is a reason why mass extinction events totally suck.
The world would be a better place if only the Therazinosaurus could take a swipe at "creationists."
by LudwigWittgenstein May 3, 2009
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Facebook Therapy

When a person uses their Facebook status to vent their frustrations. This is similar to a therapy session with a Psychiatrist.
Ex. Nicole: I can’t believe he slept with my cousin!

Ex. Tony: I sometimes feel like my world is crashing down.

^Facebook Therapy
by J Win July 6, 2009
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