Wuhan Express

Fornication in Wuhan China without wearing a surgeon’s mask or condom

Damn, did you hear Jake banged that chick on his business trip in Wuhan without a cock-sock or N95? Dude took the fast track Wuhan Express route for coronavirus.

by MayorJohnLee March 03, 2020

Wuhan Revenge

When you know who gave you Covid the first time so you purposely bump into them when you get it again.

I'm going into work on monday to give my boss the old Wuhan Revenge.

by Snitty85 September 22, 2023

Wuhan Tap

The act of opening a door, gate or pressing something with your shoe instead of your hands, to avoid catching the corona virus and practicing proper social distancing and hygeine.

"Hey Bill, can you please press the elevator to floor 8?"

"No worries Fred, I'll just give er' the old Wuhan Tap!" *roundhouse kicks button*

by tammylover April 07, 2020

Go to wuhan

When your partner bats you off

I went on a date last night and she wouldn’t have sex with me but we did go to Wuhan

by The claw 68 April 04, 2020

Wuhan Boo

(noun) - Romantic partner gained during the COVID-19 pandemic.

"I started dating my Wuhan Boo during the COVID-19 pandemic that began March 2020, before the zombie commie robot sphinxes took control."

by realcw January 03, 2021

Dick Wuhan

Bens name when it was realised he had coronavirus

Dick Wuhans off work today

by Ollie Haywood February 28, 2020

Wuhan Whistler

The Wuhan Whistler is a sex act identical to the "Cleveland Steamer" with the added requirement of the shitter having consumed a bat within the past 8 hours. (after thier last bowel movement and before the act)

I can't wait for this to die down so that I can get on the first plane to China for another Wuhan Whistler.

by ZenonShindo April 29, 2020