biggest knob around, will be a huge dick when you don’t like him back
don’t worry it’s only because he has a small one
don’t worry it’s only because he has a small one
by reverend hale February 7, 2020
Get the Finley Waltonmug. Jaden Walton.A MAN. Who deserves nothing but happiness and love. Super hot which is amazing. An inspiration to lots of people. He is loved by many because he's so flawless.. He is the most beautiful human being on this earth and has the most precious laugh and smile. He's super funny and talented. He is also a well-known baseball player,social media star, TikToker, and sportsperson. Everybody loves him and must love him.
by ihave2heads June 27, 2022
Get the Jaden Waltonmug. Verb:
1. When someone refuses to pay you for a service or job you have performed.
2. When someone tries not to pay you money that is owed to you.
1. When someone refuses to pay you for a service or job you have performed.
2. When someone tries not to pay you money that is owed to you.
1. My boss totally sam-waltoned me last night. He tried to clock me out before I left work.
2. Hey man you said if I helped you move you would give me ten bucks, don't sam-walton me.
2. Hey man you said if I helped you move you would give me ten bucks, don't sam-walton me.
by megabryce August 21, 2011
Get the Sam-Waltonmug. by Hank the Tank August 12, 2003
Get the walton shufflemug. 1. Standard combination of ui controls in which Add and Remove buttons are positioned between list boxes of available and selected values. Archaic.
2. Depression-type poverty.
2. Depression-type poverty.
1. Do we really need a Full bloody Walton hoggin' up all the real estate?
2. Ever since the dot-com collapse, my finances have gone full Walton on me.
2. Ever since the dot-com collapse, my finances have gone full Walton on me.
by John November 11, 2003
Get the Full Waltonmug. A radio programme by two self-proclaimed eunuchs from Houston; Walton and Johnson are the main performers for the "Walton & Johnson Show". They perform voices for other very original characters, such as a homosexual man and a militant black man. During the show, they frequently discuss politics, mainly to incite the listeners, of which most are middle-class suburban, Whataburger-eating rednecks. Listeners vary though, and can range from frustrated, secretely gay republican students to intolerant racist plumbers, but most are fearful of 'unwelcome, disease-carrying, gun-toting' minorities. Much effort is put into the characters, and, interestingly, all characters voice conservative opinions like the performers, or radical liberal opinions, to further provoke the hillbillies. Loyal listeners call themselves "ten percenters", proud of the fact that they understand the 'brilliant logic' of the show, and that they are able to understand words formed into sentences.
-Curtis, do you listen to the Walton & Johnson show?
-Why, yes, Travis, I do. After all, I am a fat, intolerant, ingnorant, imbecile redneck lump! How could i not?
-Why, yes, Travis, I do. After all, I am a fat, intolerant, ingnorant, imbecile redneck lump! How could i not?
by C. Duanh January 3, 2009
Get the Walton & Johnsonmug. This is a thing that is very sexy and big in the penis. It has a one short hair sticking out if it’s butthole that is braided. When conceiving a child the big penis shrivels into its self and makes a cracking sound while it’s molts and turns into a butterfly. The child then grows up into a giant retard that can only say “pussy” “cock and balls” and “funky fresh”.
by SweetGrunt64 March 12, 2023
Get the Jack Waltonmug.