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tele-pwn

the act of talking on the fone with sum one and getting totally pwned
person calls someone on the fone
guy 1: hello

guy 2: hey watcha doin?
guy 1: ur mom i just tele-pwned u
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tele v

Another word for TV.
aye mang lets watch some tele v.
by RikkyJames April 13, 2009
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tele-elmoipsum

Its when Elmo gets really drunk and goes on tv. Usually cursing and screaming, then passing out on the children. After that, he has a massive hangover and poop's on the puppeteers hand. He also, when drunk, repeatedly call's Cookie Monster fat and diabetic, which then breaks out a fight.
" Oh god, Elmo is tele-elmoipsum"
by MaxTheMememaster330 October 1, 2018
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tele-boo

A boyfriend or girlfriend who constantly receives calls from their significant other when they are out having fun with their friends. An invisible and annoying party goer who digitally tags along to the chagrin of others.
The bachelor party was great except John as usual brought his tele-boo along who kept asking a million questions on what the rest of us were doing.
by The Ultimate Object of Desire October 24, 2011
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Tele’s theory

When something has enough curviness and or human female characteristics, it tricks the male brain into being willing to have sex with it.
Friend 1: “Hey man look at the curves on that rock, that’s child bearing hips of I’ve ever seen any”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”
by RatKing130 August 8, 2023
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Tele-pwned

When someone that you don't want to talk to calls you and you ignore it, thusly pwning them via telephone.
"Dude, is that Mark calling again? WTF!"
*ignore call*
"Ha! Tele-pwned!"
by Gustafae October 3, 2008
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tele-dodonicks

An interface, usually seen in science fiction, for humans to remotely pilot a warrior robot in action.
tele-dodonicks, as shown in the film Pacific Rim.
by grawlee May 24, 2013
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