The frank stand is open

Subliminal way to invite someone to your gential area. Used in exchange for su** my d***

Your mother is a bitch.

Yea whatever bro the frank stand is open

by Eight4Fly July 23, 2019

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

by A real n-word October 23, 2019

Stand the Fuck By

Usually uttered by a very pissed off NCO when informed of something unsat(isfactory). A lengthened version of STAND BY, meaning to await further instructions, in this phrase, that person told to stand by better be trembling in their boots, have their shit squared away, locked and cocked and waiting for an asschewing.

"You better make sure that head (bathroom) is clean and the Gunny likes it or you can Stand the fuck by on getting out of here this weekend."

"No, sir."
"STAND THE FUCK BY, DID YOU JUST TELL ME NO, RECRUIT!!!???"

by Hypo January 27, 2006

The Chipotle Standard

Using your chipotle order as the standard for price and quality when ordering fast food.

P1: Bro, I went to Taco Bell the other day and it was 9 big boys!
P2: Ya bro, TB definitely fails the chipotle standard. Quality and price not on point.

by TheBigTen March 25, 2021

the shoulder stand

Your girl lies on her back and you kneel in front of her. She Wrap her legs around you and you lift her up so you can enter her. You support her with one arm under her back while she puts her weight on your shoulders, as you thrusts in and out of her.

Her-" last night we tried something new called The shoulder stand".
Her friend-" was it good?"
Her-"it was incredible!"

by Mexican genius July 15, 2015

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex

An anime cartoon at airs on Adult Swim Monday through Wednesday at 1:30 AM, and then again at 4:30 AM. Know as a cyberpunk classic, the series is about the time between the two movies "Ghost in the Shell" and "Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence" in which a cyber crime fighting unit known as Section 9 fights cyber warfare and keeps things in check from a cyber hacker known as the "Laughing Man."

I stayed up until 1:30 AM to watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex.

by The Laughing Man June 27, 2005

if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen

1 . Basically , if you can't stand the stress , leave the situation.
2. If you don't like it GTFO

Me: I think planking is the dumbest thing ever
Friend: Well I like it
Me: My facebook status , my opinion . "if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen" & mind your business.

by CIbeast July 1, 2011