The Toilet Store

The place where Mantooth and his newsteam shop for clothes, according to "the guy who can't think", Brick Tamland.

Brick: Where'd you get those clothes, at The Toilet Store?

The Toilet Store by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

The Free Store

Also known as Wal-Mart, due to the fact that it is extremely easy, and common, for people to shoplift there.

"I need some lighters but I'm broke as fuck" - Poor college kid #1

"Dude, just go to The Free Store and take some" - Poor college kid #2

The Free Store by chafenstrafe July 20, 2011

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! 

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld

George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012

the dolla store 

Slang term for "the dollar store."

A place to buy all kinds of cheap stuff for very low prices. Like cheap necklaces, notebooks, and animal hats.

I buy everything I own at the dolla store.

Let's go get some dolla store bling bling.

the dolla store by theplainjane April 30, 2005

And that's the whole story

When someone asked you to explain events that happened in the past you sit them down, tell them how it all began and just as it is getting interesting say "-and that's the whole story." and pretend as if you have told them everything. It makes fun of TV shows that used this as a way to save episode time instead of repeating everything the viewers just saw.

Pioneered by the Family Guy

And that's the whole story by b-sol February 6, 2005

The Scooter Store

n.
a store that will pimp your ride.

Nat: you wanna go to the scooter store?
Meg: hell yea its the place to be.

The Scooter Store by natmegdascooterfreaks October 9, 2011

between the dildo store and the crematorium 

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

between the dildo store and the crematorium by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020