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The Jeremy springer

The Jeremy springer involves you repeatedly shouting “he’s not the father” as you let your pregnant girlfriend fuck another man, along with two black body guards keeping watch.
Adam: hey wanna watch the game?

Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

Spring-The-Bunny

Spring The Bunny is a youtuber (blade-fire inferno) who does fnaf content such as edits. They are a cool person who definitely won't leave you. They are a Aquarius.
??? :Spring-The-Bunny? He is such a good youtuber!
Person:actually they identify as Non-binary

Springtime in the pants

To be horny. A renewed sense of freshness in the crotch area. Want for affection and attention in a romantic and/or sexual sense.
I've been wanting to meet a boy lately. Damn this springtime in the pants!

the rite of spring

A ballet written placed in pagan Russia, during a tribe's Spring Sacrifice ritual. Composed by Igor Stravinsky in 1913, original choreography by Vaslav Nijinsky. It has two acts, Adoration of the Earth, and The Sacrifice.

But the cool thing is that this, this fucking literally caused a fucking riot in its opening night. The police had to be called, because it was so loud the dancers couldn't hear the music. People got punched in the face because this piece was so weird and dissonant. Then, a year later everyone loved it and it is often dubbed the turning point of modern music.
-Man, I really like the Rite of Spring.
-Are you insane? That piece doesn't even any sense.

The Rites of Spring

An 80's band that has the sig. 80's twang. A little hard to understand. Disbanded after just one album in 86 I believe.
Check out "End on End" its a neat song