Slart

Slow but kinda smart

Yo your kinda slart

by Freddyboy69 February 6, 2021

Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.

The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle

by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015

Slart Chungus

Tying 2 buttholes together and shitting in one another for days

You and a significant other (friend,family, or lover) Slart Chungus

by slAMPPEDBormgur HAmSLippER March 8, 2022

Slarted

Climbing accident causing a concussion or bleeding from the head.

We might need to go to the hospital, hunter just got slarted on that rock.

by Bfillinit January 13, 2022

Slarted

To have spilled the salt.

“Oh no. I might of slarted the salt.”
“What?”
“The salt. I slart it.”

by TSUNAMI_UKRAINE February 27, 2022