smartest guy in the room

The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.

I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not

by operation dogfood March 1, 2015

elf in the room

An issue of small importance,
A trivial point that does not change the discussion
The opposite of "the elephant in the room"

"Are we really going to ignore the elf in the room? Joey still owes me 5 dollars"
"That elf in the room is starting to creep me out, but it doesn't matter"

by jscomino November 7, 2018

Take a turn about the room

An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austin novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.

Chick: Dude, this party is great and all, but I've been sitting on this couch so long that my leg is falling asleep.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?"

by Dovetchka July 26, 2008

Painting The Room White

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.

Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!

by The Erection July 6, 2010

Read the Room

Verb. Base what you say on the conversation. Make educated guesses as to what people mean.

Olivia and Rachel, read the room. We don't want to talk yo you.

by 1he2he3he June 3, 2020

spice up the room

The act of standing naked in front of a fan or AC vent, the air blowing a hot days worth of gooch sweat into the room, with that wonderful aroma.

After a long day working outside, Tyler decided to drop his pants and spice up the room as a surprise for his girlfriend.

by SparkJoy24 June 24, 2020

too hip for the room

When you have a clever or unique joke or remark that goes over everyone else's heads generally because they're too stupid to know what you're talking about.

Cindy: "I work in a department store. I'm a cashier."

Richard: "Oh, really? My father was a cashier. They threw him out of the army."

Cindy: (stares)

Gene: "Richard's too hip for the room."

by stalin77 November 9, 2017