Hornered

When you talk a big game on the golf course but end up doing the Texas Hook’em horns and sticking one in the stink and one tickling your taint all the way back to your car to try and get your mojo back at an old age. All of this while your daughter watches in disgust.

Ema decided to get out of the cart after Chris couldn’t hit a drive 50 yards and Hornered himself.

by Rocketboy August 4, 2023

The Jack Horner

This is when you finish inside someone and then you plug up the cream pie with your thumb.

“Wow Billy, you totally did The Jack Horner on me!”

by AndrooTheNerd May 3, 2023

harry horner

Some one that is standing at least one metre away and is not apart of a conversation and yet they still add information

Bob"wow that movie last night was so funny."
person on otherside of the room"ya hey it how was that middle part."
Bob"dont be a harry horner."

by gromat April 16, 2014

Like gathering up horners

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.

by Goldk911 March 9, 2019

Ethan Horner

An absolute unit/beast who gets any chick he wants. He is feared by men and loved by women.

Did you see that stud over there? He's got 4 girlfriends.
Yeah, he's a total Ethan Horner.

by TruthSpeaker78 November 3, 2024

horner child

A child by a horner man

You ain't see Billy? Yeah that's Marcia Horner child

by Alibofus134 December 30, 2018

Hannah Horner

Ugly grandma bitch with ugly nappy hair who thinks he’s funny And talks trash because she has no friends and she’s only friends with fake people. She only dates short people and she thinks she’s so cool because she has A cups.

Omg Hannah Horner more like Hannah horny

by Ghjgfghhhh August 17, 2020