helpes

Herpes you get from banging the maid.

I banged the maid and now I have helpes.

by dnodnodno September 25, 2013

help

we know you need it, why do you think i was writing this?

"help im so gay i cant breath" "help me im depressed...dude jerry its not a joke-"

by help_imgay May 24, 2021

Help

Help me
I am dying of boredom

I just want to make weird definitions on urban dictionary

Help! I need somebody!

by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

help

Noun: Synonymn for money.
Verb: to give money

Noun: I need help because I am broke!
Verb: I helped the poor.

by Chase November 7, 2003

help

something you need when you like a girl to much.

Joe: i really like this girl.
Jimmmy: sucks to be you.
Joe: i need help.

by Mr.clean2201 November 14, 2019

Help

A word you write on your hand in the middle of a test as if someone is going to come and help

(You in your mind):
Teacher: hay you, you silently cried for help, you must exit the premises of this here establishment at once

by SIXTY NINE FOUR TWENTY December 23, 2019

Help

Help is something I need or you need 911 simple.

"Help":Someone has stolen my purse.

by Reeee I take you momma January 20, 2020