The act of producing a turd of sufficient dimension to contact both sides of a toilet bowl simultaneously; with or without making contact with toilet water.
''I took the biggest crap of me life this morning. I even bridged the gap with one of those bad boys. Nothing fills a man with pride quite like bridging the gap!''
by The-gap-bridger April 9, 2012
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Doing something that may cause you or other people to get hurt.
Usually done in a car, while people are peer pressuring the driver.
If a person tells you to shoot the gap and you don't then you are a pussy.
If the gap you are shooting is "huge" then it is dangerous.
May be confused with actually shooting a person of asian heritage.
Usually done in a car, while people are peer pressuring the driver.
If a person tells you to shoot the gap and you don't then you are a pussy.
If the gap you are shooting is "huge" then it is dangerous.
May be confused with actually shooting a person of asian heritage.
Bob: dude shoot the gap
Steve: aaaaaaaaa
Bob: DO IT!!!!!
Steve: Dude!!!!
(Steve shot the gap)
Bob: Dude that was a "huge" gap
Steve: Wow that was close
Steve: aaaaaaaaa
Bob: DO IT!!!!!
Steve: Dude!!!!
(Steve shot the gap)
Bob: Dude that was a "huge" gap
Steve: Wow that was close
by Rauol Duke January 17, 2007
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I'de love to scaff her gap,
She down for a scaffin
Can i scrape your gape miss?
Scaffin the gap on that would be killa......
She down for a scaffin
Can i scrape your gape miss?
Scaffin the gap on that would be killa......
by DaddyDares August 13, 2010
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Bro: Idk man, it’s kinda far.
Chris: Dude c’mon, might as well just shoot the gap.
Eve: Hey girl, I heard you are moving today. Have you left?
Girl: Yes, I’m bout to shoot the gap now.
Bro: Idk man, it’s kinda far.
Chris: Dude c’mon, might as well just shoot the gap.
Eve: Hey girl, I heard you are moving today. Have you left?
Girl: Yes, I’m bout to shoot the gap now.
by Zesty27 May 6, 2018
Get the Shoot the gap mug.Mind the gap, is a phrase said to people whose lower backs are visible. Sometimes revealing there undergarments or their ass crack. This usually occurs during bending down or bending over. The gap, in this case is reffered to the visible amount of exposed skin. Mind The Gap can also be reffered to as MTG.
"Whoa Emily really needs to Mind The Gap"
"Dude, i can see your gap man...not cool"
"You need to MTG"
"Dude, i can see your gap man...not cool"
"You need to MTG"
by The Rstar April 7, 2008
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"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"
But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..
This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.
"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"
But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..
This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.
by GeorgeStephanopolos April 4, 2011
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