pears in the cupboard

Good/cool

That show was very pears in the cupboard

by Westanwoo July 21, 2021

cupboard cruising

When you're searching around in your cupboards looking for something to eat and you know their bare, but you continue to look anyways like someone cruising through their carpet looking for that last piece of crack

That dude knows he ain't got no food, he's like a crackhead cruising through the carpet for that last piece of crack, dude's "cupboard cruising" .

by VanDyke Brown April 20, 2017

Petty Cupboard

When your significant other has a specific place he puts your shit when he's mad at you. Everything from chocolate to make up. If its something that's important, it will end up in the petty cupboard.

My boyfriend utilizes his petty cupboard when we have a disagreement.

by LaLa72 January 1, 2018

Cupboard Of Twats

Collective term for a large group of twats. Sometimes also referenced as The Twat Cupboard e.g. "Get in The Twat Cupboard you twat!"
Also the opposite of a Drawer Of Prats.

Look at that Cupboard Of Twats over there...

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020

People Cupboard

A room in which a person stores them self overnight or makes love to their partner, preferably on a bed.

Let's go to my people cupboard and get jiggy with it.

by Jeramockity January 11, 2014

Jam Cupboard

When you fuck the shit out of a girl that is on her period

Did you know Harry did a little Jam Cupboard to Kadie

by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019

cupboard surprise

A creative meal using whatever ingredients one has at hand in order to make it till one has more money and/or food stamps.

Mom's buttered tabouli salad mix rice con chocolate chip burrito was a classic of cupboard surprise, combining the necessity of eating with the availability of what we had on hand.

by maximo hudson May 24, 2009