mushroom bruise

A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.

by TubesteakNyourI May 16, 2003

mushroom-bruise

A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.

"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."

by Dharma Midget September 7, 2016

anal bruising

The term a ho uses to discribe how her ass feels after having butt sex

I took a real ANAL BRUISING last night from Tom.

by Cpt. Stupid November 4, 2008

toilet bruises

a brown spot left in the toilet by a turd recetly flushed. Occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.

my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus...

by buttfcker14 March 18, 2010

boner bruise

The mark left on a girl's leg after a long night of dry humping.

Armando: What the hell is that on your leg?!
Manda: That's the boner bruise you gave me last night... asshole.

by Plowman July 20, 2008

baby bruise

when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.

i gave my little bitch a baby bruise.

by Joshee November 28, 2006

Bruised the porcelin

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.

Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.

by jimbobf June 29, 2011