Blast From The Past

The act of ejaculating in ones anus then having that person fart a cum filled mess on to your face.

John: Oh cum in my asshole so i can give you a blast from the past.

Keith: Please punch me in the face after so i can make it a a neapolitan delight

by sexpanther13 March 6, 2011

blast from the past

Giving your grandpa a blowjob and having him shoot his load in your mouth.

"Man grandpa, I sure love when you give me a blast from the past!"

by Brad B April 10, 2006

blast from the past

Food and drink induced diarrhea after a night of binging or a bender.

Watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.

by snartgurl April 25, 2011

blast from the past

often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.

C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it

by foug January 11, 2005

blast through the burn

To fight through incredible pain and complete a few final repetitions while lifting weights.

To overcome hardship and achieve a goal through sheer willpower.

Just when Larry's pecs felt like they were turning into jelly, he was somehow able to blast through the burn and push up three more reps on the bench press. He could feel the sweet, solid pump in his chest and arms.

I drank so much beer and was about to hurl, but then I blasted through the burn and kept it down.

by Huge Larry December 29, 2008

jet blast in the ass

When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.

I like to jet blast in the ass its my favorite passtime.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

A blast from the past

When an elderly queefs or farts

I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room

by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022