The Plankton

The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.

Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.

by KalloFox34 December 6, 2019

Spank the plankton

1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail

2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face

1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!

P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton

2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!

by Omegle’s May 14, 2018

spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing

"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."

by KWB March 14, 2005

The Pankhurst syndrome

The pankhurst syndrome is when a group of more than three people are together socialising and feel the need that one more person is needed to get the night going. As a result of this the Pankhurst syndromes refers to when you have to invite that one person you know is complete dick as everybody else you like is unavailable.

Boys attention we got The pankhurst syndrome!looks like where going to have to invite frankie

Ah shit man we got the pankhurst syndrome!

by Nate777 December 14, 2010

"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky)

"A TRANS-mission known for taking it in the PRSION PURSE in Dillion State Park"

"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) is also PBR stands for (Park Bandit Running)

by Lil Leg Day) November 27, 2023

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023