STD Museum

Being in the presence of or knowing Katie Crum.

Katie Crum is an STD Museum

by Rowl Buttcheek April 22, 2005

City Museum

The best place to be ever, located in St. Louis, MO. There are places to climb, swing, explore, and do art. Some things located there are giant slinkys, lides, a skateles park, a train, and two old war planes.

Person 1 - Hey, I am bored.
Person 2 - Do you want to have the most fun of your life?
Person 1 - YEAH!!!
Person 2 - Then let's go to the City Museum!!

by Veggies24 October 6, 2010

Museum Zombie

People who go to museum just to take Insta-worthy photos and treat artworks as the background of their photos. Zero Credit given to the artists. Take pictures with famous drawings and pretend to be a art fanatic, but actually just thirty for likes. Give zero-fuck to the artworks and only care about themselves looking good.

Britney: IM SOOOO GOING TO MOMA TODAY.
Tyler: but didn't you go like 2 weeks ago?
Britney: I.Dont.Care. I'm running out of pics to put on instagram and I just want to take picture with that night with the stars drawing.
Tyler: ....ugh.Museum Zombie.

by amazingracexx November 1, 2016

beast museum

A multitude of ugly or unpleasant women congregating in a specific area as if on display in a museum.

Kyle: "Dude, all the chicks in here are disgusting."
Rob: "Man, I know, this is a total beast museum."
Kyle: "Word."

by RowingRob21 August 14, 2006

museum boobs

when your wife/girlfriend has a baby and is breast feeding. Boobs are full and beautiful, but she won't let you touch them

How's the wife after having the new baby? She is great, and her boobs look amazing, but I can't touch them they are museum boobs.

by thecoopermanning December 6, 2017

cheesesteak museum

a nonexistent place with souvenirs for you to bring home to your kids and family.

Goin' to Philly, gonna visit the Cheesesteak Museum!

by the ganif April 24, 2020

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff

by mike88888884 January 26, 2022