Adam Guck

Can’t spell for shit

Adam guck wtf

See water

by Where’sallthepootang January 5, 2020

gucking fenius

What you call someone when they state the obvious about something that clearly is obvious to everyone else.

Tom and Bill are talking one day when Tom says to Bill:

"Hey Bill I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other day. I think those five guys are gay."

Bill replies: "Really Tom? Gee your a gucking fenius!"

by dfisher February 6, 2006

Fet gucked

Get laid, get lost, balls on your face, get stuffed, take a hide, get knotted

"That guy is a wicked asshole! Fet gucked!"

by yellowjeff September 18, 2015

Guck-type Shit

The type of sex a person might have, that is so penetratingly deep and gut-churning that it produces both a state of having one's lower chakras from root to solar plexus all temporarily unlocked, while also creating a potentially (retrospectively) humorous, but also potentially embarrassing, wet, hollow sound.

1. That empty-headed, no-ambitions-having, yeti-looking motherfucker must really be slamming down some real guck-type shit in your best friend's yoniverse for her to be wasting her time on that bullshit.

2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.

I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.

Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*

by cosmically_nasty July 5, 2018

Washy Buddha Guck Fight

A guck fight taking place between two Buddhas. These buddhas are generally washy and enjoy throwing guck. Washy Buddha guck fights can injure innocent passerby and are a public safety violation.

Don't go down that alley; it's a popular spot for washy buddha guck fights.

by Callie Calypso January 19, 2013

Guck

Gay Cuck

You like watching your gay partner get fucked so you're a guck

by twitch.tv/yggquinten January 13, 2023

Guck

Adjective - describes a chronically online person, typically obese, yet who is terrible at everything he puts his time into, no matter how much. (Has no correlation with the derogatory slur against Asians)

“Damn, I can’t stand Gary, he’s such a guck. There’s no saving him”

by PigZ_ January 24, 2023