Gift

The term a true woman uses in reference to a man’s ejaculate. ( cum ).

I knew she was a pile of shit when she spit my gift out in the sink. I said bitch, you keep my gift.

by Blamupinit April 19, 2019

GIFt

a .gif file used as a gift.

Sam gave me a sweet GIFt -- two hot chicks making out over and over again!

by greenknight04 November 26, 2010

GIFT

egotistical, a person who thinks they're Gods GIFT to the world.

That guy is such a gift.

by Stitchface December 02, 2003

Gift

G.I.F.T.

Grandma I'd Fuck Tonight.
Whether her and her kids are sluts at a young age or you're just really into wrinkles, her shaggy poon is a Gift to you.

"I don't care how many little bastards she's got, I'd still pound that Gift's decrepit old ass."

by godofapathy February 21, 2008

gift

It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.

Rad or cool.

Das Gift stinkt wie Updawg.

That flip was so gift.

by papermachete November 03, 2005

gifted

To leave a large turd in the toilet for the next person to flush. The "gifter" usualy takes the used toilet paper with them to maximize the effect and puts the lid down for the suprise.

I gifted my roommate this morning. He screamed when he lifted the toilet lid.

by golfpunk July 26, 2007

Gifting

In states where weed laws have recently changed and dispensaries can't legally sell recreationally, people will sell books for a large amount of cash and included with the book is a 'gift' which is generally marijuana.

Mark: Yea bro, even though it's legal now, I still have to have it gifted to me. You're lucky you live in Cali.

Tyler: Haha feel you bro, Michigan on some BS! But still, THANK GOD FOR GIFTING!

by TheMilkMan69 July 07, 2019