Definitions by golfpunk

freshfromcali 

A butt stain on you shorts that itches like crazy and gives you stinky fingers.

John ate that fruit yesterday and he's got a freshfromcali itch with stinky fingers

freshfromcali by golfpunk December 12, 2012

gifted 

To leave a large turd in the toilet for the next person to flush. The "gifter" usualy takes the used toilet paper with them to maximize the effect and puts the lid down for the suprise.

I gifted my roommate this morning. He screamed when he lifted the toilet lid.

gifted by golfpunk August 3, 2007