Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

by asorethumb March 30, 2010

The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.

The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.

by Fasters December 10, 2022

The Fertilizer

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

by TheADvent Calendar December 1, 2019

on the fence

Could go one way or another about a decision; Undecided between two choices.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was on the fence about joining the California gubernatorial race, until Dianne Feinstein dropped out.

by antdog August 27, 2003

paint the fence

When a girl licks your cock up and down, making it look like she is painting a fence with her tongue.

Before Tara started suckin my cock I had her paint the fence to get it hard.

by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010

caught the feels

This means you caught the emotional feelings that you werent intending to at all . This can be towards anything/anyone

"Hey bro Emily just snapchatted me"
"Emily?! How do you know her?"
"Woah dude chill out.. I think you caught the feels hard on this one

"Linda have you seen the fault in our stars yet ? I loved it!"
"Yeah.. it wasn't really my type of movie but I definitely caught the feels

by 92wasmymomsname June 13, 2014