by The King Evan October 01, 2021
Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.
by kinghiroichi1 June 23, 2024
When a person is so uncomfortable in the presence of a lesbian quarrel that they assume the posture of the monkey that "sees no evil". If there is a tremendous amount of explicit sexual references, the person may choose to take a squatting position in a corner and cry... wishing they could erase the things that they have heard.
That girl's rant about the lover that she scissor fucked yesterday after her husband left the house turned me into a shy chimpanzee.
by itsybitsyspyder October 27, 2016
The Chimpanzee Stratagee is a war tactic where you send in Chimpanzee's with guns most commonly used for them are Ak-47's as it is an easy and cheap weapon meaning losing one is barely touched in your militaries budget.
by Commander Chimp February 03, 2021
The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.
by m o g w a i June 05, 2007
The exact same retarded Minehut Monkeys, except this time they are 7 years old. They finally learned how to use the debit card in the wallet their father left behind after leaving to collect milk, and regularly buy as many credits as they can to assert dominance over people with brains.
Is this Minehut Chimpanzee really trying to use the fact that he has 50000 Minehut credits to get bitches?
by Nomaidens June 19, 2022
by Hanz_has_the_flammenwerfer June 27, 2022