the bitch card

Saying you're "a woman" as the excuse or sound reasoning for any behavior you, a woman, makes.

Man: I like these pants.

Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.

Man: Playing the bitch card.

Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.

Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?

Woman: Only a woman would understand.

by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015

Lost the V-Card

A code way of saying that your no longer a virgin.

My big brother just texted me after the first night of the honey moon, he Lost the V-Card!
My dad said if I went to that girls house and Lost the V-Card he'll kill me.

by Ceaser98 March 6, 2016

the bro-card fuck

To perform the act of sex, either on behalf of, or for a bro, as a favour to him.

Dude, my ex wont leave me alone... I'm going to have to pull out the bro-card fuck.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.

by Carlo Von Sexron the Third July 27, 2010

the james card

Pulling the James card is when a man actively seeks out homeless men to attempt to receive a filthy James.

That homeless guy really knew I wanted the double penetration, I played the James card well on that one!

by Adolf Hernipoles December 12, 2018

Playing the gay card

Similar to playing the black card, playing the woman card, playing the disabled card, et cetera.
When someone exploits positive discrimination to get their way, and points to a personal trait of theres as a fault which somehow justifies their actions or inability to do something they'd ordinarily be expected to do.
Also used to guilt trip people into taking back something they've said on the grounds of them being insensitive.

Usually just enforces negative stereotypes and is extremely detrimental to the cases of most gay people simply wanting to be treated like normal human beings.

"Muuumm, I can't take the garbage out - I'm gay, remember?"
"Oh, sorry son. I'll do it. Thanks for playing the gay card! I nearly forgot that I'm supposed to treat you like an imbecile for something totally irrelivant to your physical and mental capacity."

"What the fuck are you on about, boy?"
"That really hurts my feelings. I have special needs! It's not easy growing up gay, you know?"
"Erh, don't play the gay card you stupid brat."

"What the hell did you do that for? You just killed 40,000 people!"
"I'm gay! How could I know any better? It's your fault, you straight people have made me unknowledgable through your discrimination."

by kako July 29, 2008

The Hitler Card

Used when, in a heated debate, you compare something to Adolf Hitler. Usually a last resort defense, the hitler card is usually played by those who know they are loosing a debate, but are to stubborn to acutally admit it.

Apple guy: Yeah well Windows...
Windows guy: You might as well play the hitler card, dude.
Apple guy: HEY MAN SCREW YOU BILL GATES IS LIKE HITLER

by N8NESS January 11, 2006

The God Card

Similar to The Hitler Card, The God card is when one evokes the name of God or some other religious deity into a debate. Usually their logic is that their opponent's position goes against the word of God and often times they include religious scripture. This is Usually done as alast ditch effort by someone who does not have anything even remotely resembling rational reasons for their position and feels the need to appeal to their opponents religious beliefs or blind faith to steer the argument into their religon.

The God Card often comes into play on issues like abortion, war, or politics.

by dennisisevil June 29, 2006