A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.
by TubesteakNyourI May 16, 2003
Get the mushroom bruisemug. A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.
"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
by Dharma Midget September 7, 2016
Get the mushroom-bruisemug. by Cpt. Stupid November 4, 2008
Get the anal bruisingmug. a brown spot left in the toilet by a turd recetly flushed. Occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus...
by buttfcker14 March 18, 2010
Get the toilet bruisesmug. Armando: What the hell is that on your leg?!
Manda: That's the boner bruise you gave me last night... asshole.
Manda: That's the boner bruise you gave me last night... asshole.
by Plowman July 20, 2008
Get the boner bruisemug. by Joshee November 28, 2006
Get the baby bruisemug. Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.
by Peter Hoagland April 10, 2008
Get the bruise cruisemug.