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Boebert

(n) A quickie handjob in a semi-public place. Often by a partner you have relaxed your standards (with regard to appearance, hygiene, intelligence, and class) to be with.

(syn) trailer swiftie
"Hey, baby, if we're not gonna hook up, at least gimme a Boebert in the parking lot."
by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023
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Boebert

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.
Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.
by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023
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The Boebert reach across

When your drunk date gives you a hand job in the theater.

Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.
While at the theater my drunk and stoned date reached over and gave me the Boebert reach across!!

Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival
by Scartissue01 February 13, 2024
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Double Boebert

when a female uses two hands to arouse male genitalia in public
“my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"

"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024
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boebert handshake

Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.
by All Night Al April 8, 2024
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Boebert

Noun:

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.
Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.
by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023
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Full Boebert

A Boebert but also while using a Vape and being a faux snob
I went to see the show and had to stop my wife from doing a Full Boebert
by Shrink Rap September 22, 2023
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