Thanosist

A person who only does half of his job because he thinks that’s “perfect balance”. They do love splitting the bill 50/50 though.

Boss: You’re half an hour later to work, you know that?
Thanosist: Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

by RANDOM USER PASSING THROUGH January 18, 2019

Therapist

A stranger that you tell everything about you and your life that you would not tell your best friends.They are ment to help people

"My friend's dad is a therapists '

by I was never here123 November 11, 2019

Therapist

A job title that is well paid but they are generally useless cuz they give you tests that you do badly in that show your anxiety. And this results in your anxiety being worse and your therapist laughing because they will counsel you for longer and your parents have to pay up more

Your such a therapist. Go ruin some kids life.

by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019

Therapist Face

Intensely focused male facial expression used when dancing, in conversation, or otherwise interacting with females who have been targeted for hooking up. Comes from Sean Connery's SNL Jeopary impersonation played by Darrell Hammond when he chooses the "Therapists" category.

Look at that guy's therapist face on the dance floor. He is focused on taking that girl down.

by Claverly Adams February 22, 2010

thanosist

A person who believes in thanosism

Person 1: Hey are you a buddhist?
Person 2: No I'm a Thanosist.

by Spid! June 10, 2018

Therapist Friend

A person (mainly teenagers) who is the “Therapist” of the friend group that they are in. Most therapist friends end up being assigned that role unwillingly after one to many vents being told and their response being help. Sadly, most therapist friends suffer with their mental health but have no one to go to because they are the person people go to.

Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.

ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT

“Wow, why does Kai seem so stressed?”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”

by funkyfrogbait August 8, 2023

unlicensed therapist

stripper, exotic entertainer

strippers have been known to refer to themselves as unlicensed therapists. Gentlemen club patrons seem to find solace confiding in strippers in all areas of their life.

by takosalad October 23, 2012