textbook bored

When you are so bored that you have to resort to a school or other sort of textbook to read

Person 1: dude i was so bored yesterday
Person 2: how bored
Person 1: i was frickin textbook bored

by david nykl January 16, 2009

Textbook Clothing

Logo-less, tasteless, brand-less oversized clothes typically worn by unattractive children in school textbooks.

Sally: Your Textbook Clothing is a fire hazard in the lab.
Peggy Sue: At least I have legs, you dumb bitch.

by Peter B. NJ October 27, 2008

Textbook

When you know something like that would happen to them or they are just plain predictable. It is called being a textbook whatever there name is.

*Samer gets put in varsity wrestling and gets slammed by this big guy with a 'stache and fractures his clavicle*

Jordan:Textbook Clavicle

Alex:Textbook Samer, what a schlock!

Samer: Shut up textbook Alex, you are the schlock here!

by SuperClavicleMan December 25, 2010

textbookedly

Used to describe absolute perfection

Jim textbookedly parked his car in the extremely narrow space

by JizzySpunkbubbles September 2, 2012

math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems

that stoner is a math textbook

by laura May 25, 2004

textbooks

Euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;

You: Hey man, wanna read some textbooks after class? I just bought 2 pages
Friend: Nice! Let's get all knowledged up

by bassiibear November 22, 2010

Textbook feminist

A textbook feminist doesn't buy the whole modern feminist package of rape culture, widespread misogyny, man spreading, man splaining etc. A textbook feminist simply believes in the equality of the sexes.

"So, are you a feminist or not?"
"Just a textbook feminist."

by dondidit June 16, 2016