Textasexual

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker

I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.

by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

texass beef

Having a texas sized, shapely posterior.

That girl was sporting some texass beef

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

texassed

To be made into something worth being proud of and sought after

*an item* is not worth the time/money until its texassed.

by Texasmade00 August 28, 2019

textaside

The act of text messaging something personal, secret, or otherwise unfit to say aloud to someone next to you.

Derived from "aside", a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.

Not to be confused with texticide.

Though the teenage couple were mild-mannered in public, they frequently had sexual textasides.

I felt awkward at the party, so I had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that I felt sick.

by Graphhhh March 6, 2010

Textas

A whole mass of spam texts, usually from a stalker or a creepy friend.

Dude last night my stalker sent me a Textas.

by SkypeCreeper October 19, 2010

textasperated

The result of texting a message so long and/or epic that you forget to breathe until the message is sent.

Wow! I just got a three page long text from philip. He must be textasperated

by ShikaNara November 3, 2010

Textashot

When you and another cell phone user text pictures of yourself doing a shot and then call your friend and engage in a dial a shot

My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.

by NickyLags October 5, 2012