teatard

someone who drinks so much tea, the become retarded

Bob: Lay off that tea man.
Phil: Why should I.
Bob: 2 times 2
Phil: Nail Sneaker Doorknob
Bob: You fucken teatard

by Dan Travis January 31, 2009

TeaTard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.

Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham. It was on this day Jim became a TeaTard.

by Kirks Monkey January 24, 2010

teetardaredasdas

The sudden emotion one comes across when a simpman, or in some cases just simps in general, vibe too hard to a point of no return.

In this state of mind you're overcome with anger, disgust and immeasurable toxicity

Simpman vibes: yopu are teetardaredasdas

by Detrus August 14, 2021

TEATARD

someone who, when making a cuppa tea removes the teabag before adding milk.

that cuppa had better not have been made the TEATARD way???

This tea taste like a TEATARD made it.

by macks83 January 13, 2012

broken textord

the sound of your ring tone starting over from multiple friends sending mass texts for the holidays

My phone was a broken textord for ten minutes before the clock struck midnight.

by creatiffany December 31, 2008

Cactus Tetard

1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.

1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."

2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"

Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"

by BigBoiKefla November 7, 2018

textadrunkaholic

when a person starts texting his/her friends annoying texts for hours every time they get drunk.

Maggie is a textadrunkaholic! she texts me stupid stuff every single time she drinks!

by Bella msu June 23, 2010