Excrementrovert

A person who is very outgoing and full of shit

He's very outgoing but he's an EXCREMENTROVERT

by rayboy2013 September 20, 2013

Excremental Exorcism

The act of taking a shit in holy water.

The pastor took an excremental exorcism before bending me over the alter and licking my arse.

by NiPPauL November 19, 2015

Excrementalist

Someone who can take a piece of crap (literal or figurative) and create a work of art.

Becky is such an excrementalist, she makes Christmas ornaments out of the strangest things.

by phaydeout March 2, 2016

Corpulent piece of excrement

Politer way to say fat shit

Man, that Cheeser dude is one corpulent piece of excrement

by Oh my my March 19, 2015

a piece of excrement

the lowest person on the totem pole, unworthy of a dog's piss or shit.

you're a piece of excrement.

by de-pube January 9, 2022

textcrement

the act of texting while pooping

person 1's text: what are you doing?
person 2's text: taking a shit.
person 1's text: ew, quit your textcrement!

by sophiagrace7 April 6, 2010

txtcrement

the act of txting someone whilst your taking a shit

girl:"you almost done in the toilet?"
guy in toilet:"hold on im txtcrementing"

by 0glethorpe May 3, 2010