txtcrement

the act of txting someone whilst your taking a shit

girl:"you almost done in the toilet?"
guy in toilet:"hold on im txtcrementing"

by 0glethorpe May 3, 2010

texcrement

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.
2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.

Did you see what she just messaged me?
What a load of texcrement!

by Hez P July 23, 2009

textcrement

the act of texting while pooping

person 1's text: what are you doing?
person 2's text: taking a shit.
person 1's text: ew, quit your textcrement!

by sophiagrace7 April 6, 2010

textcrement

the act of texting while sitting on the toilet relieving your bows.

Girl 1: So did Johny text you?

Girl 2:Yeah but i think there was some textcrement going on.

Girl 1: NO WAY! THAT'S SO GROSS!!! how rude.

Girl 2: I know right, tell me about it.

by Slefmruts Yerffej April 5, 2010